Never waste your diamonds on hoe

Netflix is my life now

that’s it

i am slowly becoming netflix

22 hours ago · 1 note

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gym-leader-merida:

if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point.

22 hours ago · 50,013 notes · Source · Reblogged from violacesque

risdaniels:

adriofthedead:

pyopyon:

jamesisrambling:

Biggest Nope I’ve Seen To Date

"Did you just catch that?"

I like that the batter actually looks impressed

I see this come across my dash one every three months or so and it still amazes me.

risdaniels:

adriofthedead:

pyopyon:

jamesisrambling:

Biggest Nope I’ve Seen To Date

"Did you just catch that?"

I like that the batter actually looks impressed

I see this come across my dash one every three months or so and it still amazes me.

23 hours ago · 1,129,424 notes · Source · Reblogged from violacesque

oknope:

sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies 

1 week ago · 226,085 notes · Source · Reblogged from fortheloveoflesmis

all i’ve eaten in the last 24 hours is pretty much leftover pizza

eatin one now

ask me if i fucking care because i don’t

1 week ago · 1 note

gayobamafanfiction:

karenhurley:

2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion 
The donut chain created the special ‘Double Hundred Dozen’ as part of its new ‘Occasions’ offering which caters to large scale events and parties. 

#”hello yes i would like 2400 donuts”#” okay sir what event are you hosting?”#”the event is called ‘i am going to eat 2400 donuts’ ”

gayobamafanfiction:

karenhurley:

2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion 

The donut chain created the special ‘Double Hundred Dozen’ as part of its new ‘Occasions’ offering which caters to large scale events and parties. 

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fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

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1 week ago · 124,965 notes · Source · Reblogged from autumndeerling

Be careful who you vent to.
—  Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via corivicious)

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